Schemes

Last night was quite an amazing night. A friend of mine and I found out that the outdoor baseball stadium, which is right across the street from my dorm, doesn't lock things up very well. We went through and stole about 47 plastic bottles of Mikes Hard Cranberry/Lemonade. We drank 3 each, sold 15, and now have about 13 each in our rooms. I will procede to sell most of the ones in my room, simply because I am a little strapped for cash. This just goes to show you that boredom can lead to the acquisition of money. But then again, people that are bored are just boring poeple. It's always best to be able to create your own excitement.

Today, most of the campus returned from the long weekend. My roommate came back with an entire surround sound speaker system, which will of course be used to, um, meet people. *winks* Hopefully the girl two floors above me (whom I've been flirting with) will return soon, because even though she's only been gone for about 3 days I've missed her quite a bit. She's one of about 7 people I can count on for a good conversation. She's very intelligent, very funny, sarcastic, and all around fun. I enjoy her company more than I enjoy taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy. On that note, I'll go see if she's around. Adieu. Josh.